shanmonster | Time to Have a Dump

My browser tabs have outnumbered us. They're surrounding me, and I'm afraid they'll attack. They only thing I can do is take them out one at a time.

So here goes....

Bizarre Sex Organs: Unless you are a supreme masochist, this bug dick might be enough to scare you off sex forever (thanks,

tdj).

Cryptie: I don't remember why I went looking for the forklift-riding goth, but I found him again. Cryptie, are you still out there? Do you still drive a forklift?

Knitted homes of crime: Some people don't knit socks and scarves. Some people knit the homes of female serial murderers.

Man Sport Shoes: The title doesn't really say much. But you really need to watch this. This guy turns himself into a luge. Or a skateboard. Or some sort of hybrid. I want one of those suits (thanks,

f00dave).

Seat: This is a man chair.

Teeth: I want to see this. It's a movie about a good little Christian girl who finds out she has vagina dentata (thanks, Bradford).

Teletubbies Porn?: SFW, but not safe for your mind.

Demon Fetus Birth: This made me shout, "What the Jesusly fuck?!"

The 50 Greatest Sex Scenes in Cinema: I think they're right, if only because my favourite sex scene made it in their top five (Mulholland Drive).

To gain muscle and lose fat, drink milk: I wonder if cheese counts? I sure do love me some cheese.

'Radioactive Boy Scout' Charged in Smoke Detector Theft: If for no other reason, check this out for the photo. Wow.

Ahh. My browser feels much lighter, now....