shanmonster: (Spasmolytic)
So here's the dealio. I'm in a transcendental state, game isn't on for the night, but Wrath of Khan is. KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!

Yes.

Beer is in my system. So is stuff that's not beer.

My typing is sure to atrophy. My thought processes are sure to become estranged.

I didn't use that last word at all properly, but I like it that way. I'm not very nice. I scream at Dave. But he molests me, anyway.

Go away, Dave! I don't want to be "preoperly molested in months."

Uh oh. My typing shas already begun to leak.

Dave is laughing at me. And he's holding a beer and cinnamon flavoured mouth rape.

"Rape rape rap I'mve been raped" 0- Dave being silly.

Oh look. An emoticon hyphen angel. /\ (That's an arrow pointing up. Look up a line. There. See?)

Someday, I should try writing fiction while inebriated. Uh oh. My spelling is getting better again. Do I have any Strongbow ledft? <-- Typo!!! STRONGNOB!!!

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