shanmonster | Peekaboo!

I get new glasses tomorrow! I am so very, very excited about being able to see again. Whee!

Today in kung fu I worked a bit on staff handling. I am weak. I need to get stronger. Tonight's pole dancing class helped with that, though. I can not only do the jelly fish spin now, but I can also do the starfish (spinning with body horizontal to ground with legs open in side splits up and down the pole). I'm not good at it yet, but that will come with time.

Links. My browsers are dying, I tell you. DYING!

Fitz: This online puzzle game is highly addictive and time-wasting.

Penis Ice Cream: Probably NSFW.

Should I Teach My Children to Masturbate? I am astonished this woman thought it might be necessary to teach her sons how to beat the bishop.

Nose Fetish: I think this girl is good at faking it.

Clench your teeth for tunes, Japan researchers say: "Japanese train commuters who don't want to reach conspicuously into their bags or pockets to start their iPods will soon be able to do it more subtly -- by simply clenching their teeth." I see a secondary use for this--one which I would like. I clench my teeth in my sleep. If whenever I clenched them, music started to play, I might have an easier time breaking myself of the habit. What do you think?

Africa Children high on sewage: Sniffing gas, glue, or paint is for wimps.

Starving Snakes Eat Their Hearts Out: The longer they go without food, the bigger their heads get, and the smaller their hearts....

Kung Fu Kids: The real reason I study martial arts is so I can beat the shit out of children (thanks,

schwartzung).

Study: Virus may contribute to obesity: It may, but the percentage of the population who are fat only because of this virus is exceedingly small. It's the bonbons, folks.

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I am on the lookout for something horrible I linked to a couple of years ago but cannot relocate: Japanese upnose porn incorporating a nasal speculum and a schnozz full of spooge. Anyone?