Blowing Smoke

[shanmonster]

I haven't heard from my theoretical new place of work in a week. I don't want many hours, but I do need some.

Today I'm taking a résumé to the local sex toy shop. Now that's a place that would give me plenty to write about, hmm?

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Mom has been using computers for years. But every now and then, she asks me questions which make me think she hasn't. Today she asked me how to forward an email. This despite her having sent me several forwarded silly jokes and advice spams in the past. I think she must have digital Alzheimer's.

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I'm really hungry. I guess I should eat, hmm?

Comments

[zombienought.livejournal.com]

Is digital Alzheimer's worse, or better, than
the analog manifestation?

[potbelly13.livejournal.com]

My mom recently told me she has no idea how to cut and paste, despite her years of using a computer and being on it daily.