Arachnophilia

[shanmonster]

It's been a long day. Not everyone's day job includes a few hours of playing dress-up, but I work at a costume shop. So yes, I was paid to be a fairy princess.

Tomorrow, I'm off to a kung fu workshop, and then I'll get to try out some wushu for the first time. After that, I might be beating people up with foam weaponry. I live the dream, I tell ya!

Link time.

A Public Cervix Announcement: NSFW, because it's the amazing Annie Sprinkle.

Hyper Intelligent Spiders Work Together to Lure, Trap and Eat Human Prey: Shelob lives (thanks, tdj).

Pet creepy-crawlies eat human owner: This goes well with the previous link.

Short Letterpress Documentary: Printing presses, real presses, that is, are wonderful.

“They wanted them poor niggers out of there.”: Even more nastiness from the Big Easy.

At Least Nine Cases Of Walmart Flipflops Burning Customers, Here's The Latest: Don't buy the cheap-ass flipflops.

Cadbury's Dairy Milk Ad: I really, really, really don't get it.

Davidson Vs. Darby: This kid put together an ingenious way of pranking fans of the other team. I think he should have been rewarded for his ingenuity, and not suspended.

Comments

[sageincave.livejournal.com]

I have those flip flops and have never worn them...was planning to wear them tomorrow.

Shit. Now I need new flip flops.

[monkehtree.livejournal.com]

From the Cadbury site...

"Drumming Gorillas, Phil Collins and Cadbury - Well it just seemed like the right thing to do. There's no clever science behind it - it's just an effort to make you smile, in exactly the same way Cadbury Dairy Milk does. And that's what we aim to continue to do; simply make you smile. So if a drumming gorilla's not enough, wait until you see what else we have up our sleeves.
Sign up if you're curious..."

[raine-storm.livejournal.com]

dear god, who the hell would douche with lysol???????????????????????????????????????/
that is seriously fucked up
and OUCHIES