shanmonster: (Spasmolytic)
After Saturday's kung fu fest, my deltoids feel like slabs of granite. My hamstrings are a slightly more porous rock. Everything else feels normal, although I slept long and hard the last two nights. Phew!

Last night I dreamed I was a soldier who'd brought back several prisoners of war. I tied one onto a circular frame and flayed him, but he died before I could get any information out of him. C'est la vie....

Link time!

Just Like You Were in 7th Grade, September’s Mags are Fat: "Of Vogue’s 840 pages, 727 are ads, or: 13 percent is editorial."

Puppy With Heart-Shaped Marking: What could be cuter than a puppy? How about a puppy with a heart-shaped marking?

Man pays the price for being a good samaritan: Don't cops have more important things to do?

Men charged over brother sex switch: "A man in Germany who was embarrassed about his penis size is facing charges, after asking his girlfriend to have sex in the dark – and getting his brother to stand in."

The 17th century women's guide to looking good: Includes some great pick-up lines, my favourite being your "breasts are two Ivory balls of listing pleasure".

Lion Reunites with Humans: "This lion was reared by the guys in the vid,he was then released into the wild in africa but a year later the guys returned to see if he was doing OK. Check out the look on the lions face as he realises-'thats not food its my MATES!!'"

Honey Doll Has Touch Sensors, Moans, Has Fake Orgasms: NSFW. "Thank the Japanese for pushing humanity one step closer to sexbots: This almost-perfect, silicon-made Honey Doll is equipped with touch sensors that will make her moan with different sounds."

Quiltsryche: Quilts for rockers.

Japanese Wasp Crackers - made with Real Wasps: Hey [livejournal.com profile] snowy_kathryn! This one's for you....

Button Embroidery: I was planning on using buttons decoratively on a new costume I'm making. I like the way these are sewn on, although I really don't like what they did with 'em overall.

Nicola Constantino: Probably NSFW. Bloated, slow-to-load website, but the content is interesting. I'm particularly amused by the T&A bag.

How to Kiss Someone Passionately: I like the what not to do sections....

Breast Cancer Differs Between African American and White Women: Black women should be more vigilant in their tests for breast cancer because they're more prone than white women to a particularly aggressive form of breast cancer.

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