shanmonster | I Feel Like I'm Typing From Beyond the Grave

I'm sleep-smeared in the dregs of last night's cosmetics. I'm sure it ain't pretty, but I'm too tired to get up and wash my face.

I'm not too tired to do a link dump for you, although you may very well wish I were. Some of these are nasty:

Kina Mutai The biting and eye-gouging art. I want to learn the biting art, but can't afford all the raw meat it requires for training purposes.

Dragonfly or Insect Spy? Scientists at Work on Robobugs: Vanessa Alarcon saw them while working at an antiwar rally in Lafayette Square last month. 'I heard someone say, 'Oh my god, look at those,'' the college senior from New York recalled. 'I look up and I'm like, 'What the hell is that?' They looked kind of like dragonflies or little helicopters. But I mean, those are not insects.'"

Mirror Prank: Entirely in German, but even if you don't understand a shred of the language, this brilliant prank will be completely comprehensible. Excellent stuff (thanks,

f00dave)!

Ariellah in Toronto: I want to attend at least the second day of this.

Asian Girls - Pee Shooting Competition: NSFW, likely enough. Also, I'm pretty darned sure that's not pee, but the byproduct of some enema or another. Still, WTF?

Don't Click Here: NSFW. I'm telling you, you probably don't ever want to see this (thanks,

snowy_kathryn, for ruining my eyes).

Ok. I'm going to crawl back into bed, now. This is going to be one hell of a big day, and I need some rest before it begins.