Dink Lump

[shanmonster]

Links? Links? Ok.

Links.

Don't click this. NSFW. You've been warned (thanks, warrenellis).

Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Anal Piercing But Were Afraid To Ask: "Women have their pussies pierced, and so I thought I would look sexier if I had such jewelry in my ass-pussy as well."

Daredevil Evel Knievel dead at 69: He was an icon of my youth. I remember watching his stunts as a little kid.

'I'm A Pervert,' Burglary Suspect Says: There's no mention about whether or not maggots were involved.

Barf Bags Don't Work at 0 Gs: Oops (thanks, f00dave).

Study: Canadian Beer Drinkers Threaten Planet: Oh, Fox. I love your unbiased and professional approach to news reporting (thanks, Benoit).

Bike sex man placed on probation: So a guy is having sweet, sweet love with his bike in his bedroom and gets walked in on and subsequently charged. Frankly, I don't see how any charge could stick. I mean, aside from it being a bike, how is this any different from him fucking something from the local sex shop? Odd (thanks, Ken).

Ok. Gotta go pretend to be a vampire again. Ta....

Comments

[miami-pony.livejournal.com]

"whatever Canadians eat besides doughnuts and poutine"

Jesus fucking Christ.. FOX, you are the new Weekly World News.

[ayamikhan.livejournal.com]

I hope they're going to bury Knievel by strapping him to a flaming motorcycle and catapulting him across the Grand Canyon. I think he'd have wanted that.

[real-bethy.livejournal.com]

What does it say about me that I am more creeped out by maggots than the anal piercing stories/pictures, perverted burglars or global warming?

Poor Evel. May his memory be for a blessing...he will be missed.