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f00dave reminded me I needed to recharge my phone, so I got out the charger, uncoiled the cord, and for a second or two, stared at the bits trying to figure out what part of the phone the two-prong outlet went into. And then I laughed in shame as I realized the depths of my stupids.
Wow.
Come on, you've done something comparable. 'Fess up!
Link time.
Super Bowl massacre averted at last minute: Tell me why I don't like football. It makes me wanna shoot the whole game down.
10 Words and Phrases You Won't Believe Shakespeare Invented: Puking. Wormhole. And other such stuff.
Voters are told pen had 'invisible ink': Oh, for fuck's sake....
Moms pre-chewing food gave HIV to kids: Not something I'd ever really given thought to, before.
Driver drops bid to sue family of boy he killed: A speeder kills a boy on a bicycle, then sues the family for damages done to his car. Now that's cold.
Back Nads: NSFW. Why would someone want to get tattooed there? Different strokes, hmm (thanks,warren_ellis)?
Starring horse-riding lions, the Sickest Show on Earth: Twisted, yes. But the sickest show on earth? I don't think so. I think Pony, the orangutan whore might be a bit sicker.
Hee!: NSFW. The girl gets what she deserves.
f00dave reminded me I needed to recharge my phone, so I got out the charger, uncoiled the cord, and for a second or two, stared at the bits trying to figure out what part of the phone the two-prong outlet went into. And then I laughed in shame as I realized the depths of my stupids.Wow.
Come on, you've done something comparable. 'Fess up!
Link time.
Super Bowl massacre averted at last minute: Tell me why I don't like football. It makes me wanna shoot the whole game down.
10 Words and Phrases You Won't Believe Shakespeare Invented: Puking. Wormhole. And other such stuff.
Voters are told pen had 'invisible ink': Oh, for fuck's sake....
Moms pre-chewing food gave HIV to kids: Not something I'd ever really given thought to, before.
Driver drops bid to sue family of boy he killed: A speeder kills a boy on a bicycle, then sues the family for damages done to his car. Now that's cold.
Back Nads: NSFW. Why would someone want to get tattooed there? Different strokes, hmm (thanks,
warren_ellis)?Starring horse-riding lions, the Sickest Show on Earth: Twisted, yes. But the sickest show on earth? I don't think so. I think Pony, the orangutan whore might be a bit sicker.
Hee!: NSFW. The girl gets what she deserves.
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Date: 2008-02-09 12:57 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2008-02-10 02:16 pm (UTC)From:Coupla weeks ago I forgot how to lace up shoes. All I could remember was how to lace up a corset. But not shoes...
Lots of things
Date: 2008-02-11 12:11 pm (UTC)From:Two weeks ago I spent an hour trying to get a microscope to work with lots of students around. Lots of students to see me finally figure out the damn thing was unplugged.
Back in the 80s and 90s I was the go to guy for everything computer. These days I have to call for help just to sign on.
Lately I've been calling everyone Erin.
The next time you find yourself having the stupids just remember, Doyce probably just accomplished something stupider.