shanmonster | A Many-Splintered Thing

Around five o'clock this morning, I was shot in the neck by a rocket launcher.

Or at least that's what it found like. My perennial neck injury has returned for the first time in about three years. Luckily for me,

snowy_kathryn is able to fill in for me at tonight's dance class. I can't get in to see an RMT until tomorrow morning. I'm good and stoned up now on anti-inflammatories, and it's much better now than it was when I first woke up. I can also move my head around somewhat, which is an improvement over first thing when I couldn't do so much as to turn to reach the toilet paper dispenser.

Good thing I don't have a scheduled dance performance, hmm?

So much for beginning my stair training today. Bah.

Link time.

Hand Soap: Brilliant. If I had money to burn, I'd get these.

Tattoos may help deliver vaccine: I'm curious as to what the next generation of body modders will do with this.

Best Craig's List Ad: Made me laugh!

So vein: Tara Palmer-Tompkinson shows off her ultra-muscular arms: She should perhaps consider a career in body building. She's obviously got a head start on most people.

US police 'dumped paralysed man': "Four US sheriff's deputies have been suspended after deliberately dumping a quadriplegic man out of his wheelchair to search him, officials have said."

Amazing moment the world's biggest Christ was struck by lightning: "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image."

Space songs 'could attract alien danger': Wow.

Just the thing for a case of high-class munchies - a smoking hot bowl of trout a la bong: It's a brilliant idea, really. Bongs make awfully handy indoor smoke houses.

Pivo 2: The most un-carlike looking car I've ever seen. It's too cartoony for the Jetsons, even.