shanmonster | A Miraculous Discovery

The other night, f00 insisted on showing me a part of the Battlestar Galactica movie. It's the scene where three Tucana performers sing and dance on stage. The women have double faces, with four eyes and two mouths (a face within a face), and wear white disco dresses with fluttery ribbon hems. They sing typical a sweet-voiced disco song, but harmonize with themselves in a deep bass when they use their secondary mouths. f00 wanted me to watch the scene so I could laugh at the ridiculousness of it all, and I did laugh. It is very silly.

But then something caught my eye.

"Go back again," I said.

He put the scene back, and I watched the dancer on the left very carefully.

"Aaah!" I shrieked. "She's not wearing panties! I just saw alien muff!"

He didn't believe me, but when he rewound the movie and watched the scene, he finally agreed. The alien lady isn't wearing a stitch beneath her twirly white dress. I can't help but wonder if there's a vagina within her vagina....

Miraculously enough, I can find no reference to this nudity online. Can I really have discovered something so incredibly momentous? Wow. I feel like Louis Pasteur, or something.