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She said she'd be here, today. I haven't seen her in several years, and she told me she was coming with her boyfriend Keni. Hello? Where are you?
Sigh....
I've been going through my site records and have rediscovered some startling things. Did you know that in the month of March alone, 1,513 people found my website by searching for camel toe? For most of the year, hundreds and hundreds each month would desperately seek incriminating photos of the prenubile Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. A few weird souls even looked for King Kong-sized Olsen sisters. That's pretty weird-ass. In May, 45 found The ShanMonster Page by looking for "shanmonster.lilsproytz.com," which just confuses the hell out of me. Was it one persistent person with bad spelling, or a whole pile of people with the same misspelling looking for me?
Since leaving the lilsproutz server, my pervert rate seems to have dropped. I know longer get a thousand people a month finding my site in the elusive search for camel toe. Instead, I get a measley 100 or so looking for naked pictures of Ann Coulter. As the search engines become friends with my new server, I expect the weirdness factor to rise in both quality and quantity. Now, if I could only track it....
I plan on getting in some kung fu practice this morning. I'm really keen on getting my staff-handling in tiptop shape, especially after seeing Jet Li's Martial Arts of Shaolin Temple which, like many chop socky flicks, is absolutely on crack! Later, I'll be doing a photo shoot with Patrick Perry, one of my jewellery instructors. He's putting on a show next month about bad girls of the Bible (a topic I've always been interested in!), and I get to be Eve. He made a twelve- or fourteen-foot idiot's delight chain that looks like a snake, and a seven-pound lead apple pendant. I'll be wearing nothing but these items and my giant, poofed-out hair for the photographic display.
I did a photo shoot last night, too, with![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
f00dave and snowy_kathryn. Mostly, we did light painting around a chess set in colour and black and white. I hope the pictures turn out.
Where are you, Kimmykimkim?cynebeah? I miss you!
Sigh....
I've been going through my site records and have rediscovered some startling things. Did you know that in the month of March alone, 1,513 people found my website by searching for camel toe? For most of the year, hundreds and hundreds each month would desperately seek incriminating photos of the prenubile Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. A few weird souls even looked for King Kong-sized Olsen sisters. That's pretty weird-ass. In May, 45 found The ShanMonster Page by looking for "shanmonster.lilsproytz.com," which just confuses the hell out of me. Was it one persistent person with bad spelling, or a whole pile of people with the same misspelling looking for me?
Since leaving the lilsproutz server, my pervert rate seems to have dropped. I know longer get a thousand people a month finding my site in the elusive search for camel toe. Instead, I get a measley 100 or so looking for naked pictures of Ann Coulter. As the search engines become friends with my new server, I expect the weirdness factor to rise in both quality and quantity. Now, if I could only track it....
I plan on getting in some kung fu practice this morning. I'm really keen on getting my staff-handling in tiptop shape, especially after seeing Jet Li's Martial Arts of Shaolin Temple which, like many chop socky flicks, is absolutely on crack! Later, I'll be doing a photo shoot with Patrick Perry, one of my jewellery instructors. He's putting on a show next month about bad girls of the Bible (a topic I've always been interested in!), and I get to be Eve. He made a twelve- or fourteen-foot idiot's delight chain that looks like a snake, and a seven-pound lead apple pendant. I'll be wearing nothing but these items and my giant, poofed-out hair for the photographic display.
I did a photo shoot last night, too, with
f00dave and snowy_kathryn. Mostly, we did light painting around a chess set in colour and black and white. I hope the pictures turn out.Where are you, Kimmykimkim?
cynebeah? I miss you!
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Date: 2003-12-31 02:46 pm (UTC)From:Ok, so where are you hiding all that camel toe? Dozens of people can't be wrong, can they?
I'm hiding it right here!
Date: 2003-12-31 03:00 pm (UTC)From:Re: I'm hiding it right here!
Date: 2003-12-31 04:51 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2003-12-31 05:55 pm (UTC)From:Within five minutes of browsing my favorite sites, I have found excellent directions for 4-in-1, box, byzintine (more common name for the idiot's chain), dragonscale, round, turkish round, inverted round, spiral, locked spiral, full persian, half persian, persian grizzly...
With all the free info out there, what's the draw for paying?