shanmonster | Justified and Ancient

The past week really dragged, mostly because my left foot had a freak-out and I have been doing my best to stay off my feet ever since. In the next week, I'm supposed to teach seven dance classes, do woods work, and do one dance performance. I have not gone running since the foot incident, and this inaction chafes at me. Grr...

I got a new sewing machine yesterday. This one is supposed to be able to sew leather, no problem. I saw the demo model sewing wooden paint stirrers, so here's hoping it does everything I need it to do. I really don't foresee a need to sew wood.

K-W folks! Do you know of anyone looking to hire an accountant? A friend is looking for work in that field.

Link dump? Why, I don't mind if I do.

Sedalia/Fort Stockton Tornado: Wow. Gorgeous tornado photo, regardless of circumstances. I mean, look at this!

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench: I'm trying to figure out why he'd want to hump the bench. Maybe a hottie sat there earlier. Maybe the bench was asking for it. I dunno.

Extreme DIY in the temple : Trepanation, kung fu style?

Don't Click Here: NSFW. Whipped cream.

A Walk in the Woods: Cute, scatological humour (thanks, Phil).

Did 'Masked Little People' Attack Bishop?: A dispatch log from September details Gallup police were called to the bishop's home after he told operators "gentle little people about 3 to 4 feet tall wearing Halloween masks" were in his home.