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Oh yes, I have many links to share. Yes, I indeedily do.
Roald Dahl's seductive work as a British spy: I must say, I had no idea Roald was such a studmuffin!
Stripper accused of raping best man: "Naggs had been riding his 'very conservative' brother like a dog or a horse before the alleged rape."
Vitamin B12 may protect the brain in old age: I know I'm popping tablets with B12 in 'em again in the hopes they once again stave off my migraines. AUGH!
Robber held for “sausage and spice” attack: The evidence was eaten by a dog (thanks,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
real_bethy).
Swedish magazine recalled after faulty recipe poisons 4: "Once it became clear that people had been poisoned by the cake, the magazine immediately decided to recall all its store copies."
Man tries to amputate his own arm in California restaurant : "He thought cutting off his arm was the only way to save his life so he ran into a nearby Denny's restaurant and grabbed a butter knife from a customer's table." A butter knife? Why not a spoon? It would have hurt more.
My Eyes!: Most disturbing contact lens idea I've seen in a while. It makes my corneas ache just to think about it.
The Website is Down: Reboot the server (thanks, Ted).
Turkey Guillotine Arrows: Yikes (thanks,real_bethy)!
Japanese murder investigators fooled by life-sized sex doll: "Fifteen officers were dispatched to the scene, where they discovered a human form wrapped in plastic and tightly bound around the neck, midriff and ankles, with hair protruding from one end."
Great balls of fire! El Salvador's flaming dangerous festival: "Every year locals from Nejapa gather to hurl fireballs at each other to commemorate the eruption of a huge volcano in 1922, which forced the town to be abandoned." No word on whether everyone there is named Tim.
Free Face: NSFW, but probably the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Make sure you click on the "About Me" link. BWAHAHAHA (thanks, Ted)!
PS: I'm still in desperate need of crash space on the nights of 16th, 17th, and 18th of this month in Toronto. I'm there to dance, and hopefully not there to sleep in a cardboard box!
Roald Dahl's seductive work as a British spy: I must say, I had no idea Roald was such a studmuffin!
Stripper accused of raping best man: "Naggs had been riding his 'very conservative' brother like a dog or a horse before the alleged rape."
Vitamin B12 may protect the brain in old age: I know I'm popping tablets with B12 in 'em again in the hopes they once again stave off my migraines. AUGH!
Robber held for “sausage and spice” attack: The evidence was eaten by a dog (thanks,
real_bethy).Swedish magazine recalled after faulty recipe poisons 4: "Once it became clear that people had been poisoned by the cake, the magazine immediately decided to recall all its store copies."
Man tries to amputate his own arm in California restaurant : "He thought cutting off his arm was the only way to save his life so he ran into a nearby Denny's restaurant and grabbed a butter knife from a customer's table." A butter knife? Why not a spoon? It would have hurt more.
My Eyes!: Most disturbing contact lens idea I've seen in a while. It makes my corneas ache just to think about it.
The Website is Down: Reboot the server (thanks, Ted).
Turkey Guillotine Arrows: Yikes (thanks,
real_bethy)!Japanese murder investigators fooled by life-sized sex doll: "Fifteen officers were dispatched to the scene, where they discovered a human form wrapped in plastic and tightly bound around the neck, midriff and ankles, with hair protruding from one end."
Great balls of fire! El Salvador's flaming dangerous festival: "Every year locals from Nejapa gather to hurl fireballs at each other to commemorate the eruption of a huge volcano in 1922, which forced the town to be abandoned." No word on whether everyone there is named Tim.
Free Face: NSFW, but probably the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Make sure you click on the "About Me" link. BWAHAHAHA (thanks, Ted)!
PS: I'm still in desperate need of crash space on the nights of 16th, 17th, and 18th of this month in Toronto. I'm there to dance, and hopefully not there to sleep in a cardboard box!
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Date: 2008-09-09 12:03 pm (UTC)From:Felonies: 2 Complicity to Armed Robbery
Yeah... I like my oral sex felony free.
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Date: 2008-09-09 02:10 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2008-09-09 02:08 pm (UTC)From:I'm picturing those British chaps from "Family Guy":
"I say, Carruthers, are we not having a smashing good time?"
"Yes, quite."
Re: Free Face
Date: 2008-09-10 07:18 pm (UTC)From: (Anonymous)no subject
Date: 2008-09-10 11:45 pm (UTC)From: