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It might be a lemon, but it's a big, pink, groovy lemon, and I want one. Check out this awesomeretro-futuristic car!
Weird Fortune Collection: Where you might find out if crazy fortune cookie messages are apocryphal or not.
Envelope tucked inside book may yield 1800s smallpox sample: This reads like a grade school gross-out joke, because it's all about an antique scab collection. Yum yum!
Rats on Cocaine: Almost a retelling of Requiem for a Dream, only funny and with rats and homosexual gerbils (thanks,
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superbrad)!Hot, Barely Legal Chinchilla Action: Because every now and then, someone finds my site by searching for chinchilla porn.
Rod's shop girl: Rod Stewart's daughter has a retail job. That's nice. Even nicer is the name of the shop (Blonde) paired with the skirt she's wearing. Loverly, and oh-so-classy!
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And The Sneeze notes that McDonald's seems to be hinting its clientele eat babies. Check it out!
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