I Think I'll Spend the Day Writing

[shanmonster]

I'm still working on getting back to university in the new year. Next week, I journey to the University of Waterloo where I'll be speaking with representatives of the department of Fine Arts. There has already been mention of me studying theatrical costuming. We shall see....

In the meantime, check out these links!

Robert Schimmel: About catheters, family life, and the shocker.

Diesel XXX Fashion Firm Makes Cheeky SFW Porn Ad: Theoretically, this is SFW. But in practice, I'm not so very sure. Brilliantly done (thanks, gha5t)!

More lumps wash up on Kapiti Coast: If you found a barnacle-covered block of foul-smelling, unknown fatty substance, what would you do? "Mrs Wilkie was keen to cut the greasy lump into blocks and sell it as moisturising sunblock." What the bloody hell?

An Arctic Sea "Foaming" with Methane: What Now?: Now this is disturbing. The earth is letting loose with a serious case of the farts. Badness ensues.

Another horny poem. // Seth Rowley: Features the unforgettable line, "If my dick was a mouth, and your pussy was marijuanna, i'd be constantly taking hits."

Strange Mushroom Scent Triggers Female Orgasms?: "An article in the International Journal of Medicinal Mushrooms describes a strange and wonderful practice in Hawaii: women gather together to search for a particular mushroom. When they find it, they sniff it. The scent of this mushroom causes sexual arousal, often to the point of orgasm" (thanks, officialgaiman).

Animal Sex: Hyena: Those bitches are hung!

Woman burnt to death after setting her own car alight in road-rage incident: Sounds like a good Darwin award candidate.

Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment: And then I read stories like this which counteract all the Darwin awards.

Comments

[zombienought.livejournal.com]

I have loved hyaenae for years.

They're so full of Wyrm-taint.