shanmonster | Toothsome Linkage

I went on a road trip on Saturday, and during the drive, one of my fillings fell out. This will be the eleventh time in the last year or so that I will have to go in for a new filling. As I'm sure you can guess, I was very unimpressed with this.

We stopped at a Wendy's to meet up with some other folk, and I ordered a baked potato. While I wasn't looking,

schwartzung put one of his own teeth in my food. So I'm eating away, and he's watching me incredulously. "What?" I asked.

"Didn't you notice that?"

"Notice what?" I ask.

"My tooth."

"..."

I believed I had eaten his tooth. Somehow swallowed it down without noticing. Perhaps I needed to chew my food more thoroughly. "Oh man," I said. "I am going to shit a tooth."

But I hadn't eaten the tooth.

I found it in my next mouthful.

Thanks, Troy. But rest assured, there will come a reckoning. I've been cataloging your sins against me, and verily I say unto you, vengeance shall be mine.

Link time.

Fall from chopper killed moose: Officials tried to say the moose died from drugs.

Spider Eats Snake: Photos of the sort to give someone the heebyjeebies.

Woman has a whopper-ation: Baaaad title! NSFW because of the enormous boobies.

Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct: With a most excellent mug shot....

Girl who bleeds without being cut baffles doctors: Stigmata!

Scientists Create Balloon One Atom Thick: My first thought was that this is a major breakthrough in condom technology.

The amazing monkey waiters that serve tables in a Japanese restaurant : 'Nuff said.

I have a houseguest. Peter is sleeping on my futon as I type, and I am harbouring evil thoughts. I am sorely tempted to set off a noise bomb by his head, but I'll be good. This time.