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Holy fuck man get the hint. We're like tenth cousins, aren't we? Like, oh my god! Word got out, don't knock on her door, you know. He lives down the street and to the right. He says, I was at the house and the car was there. Oh, ok. Her windows are closed. She keeps weird hours. She locks down solid. I wouldn't want to bug her, then. I even said to him one day, did you not fucking get it? I mean, shoot me!
*sparking sound*
That's what a trapped soul sounds like.
*puff puff*
Oh god. I can't take anymore of this shit. One has rotten teeth, and it's really convenient that he only comes in when I'm hungry. What are you counting? What's inventory? I'm sorry, but I've really got to shit now. I'm going to escort you outside. I'm going to put the sign up and take a crap. This is small town, and I was about to destroy everything inside. Get back inside and the parking lot's full. They're looking at me. One of the local yahoos says, "What happened? Is someone sick?" I mean, fuck!
*sparking sound*
That's what a trapped soul sounds like.
*puff puff*
Oh god. I can't take anymore of this shit. One has rotten teeth, and it's really convenient that he only comes in when I'm hungry. What are you counting? What's inventory? I'm sorry, but I've really got to shit now. I'm going to escort you outside. I'm going to put the sign up and take a crap. This is small town, and I was about to destroy everything inside. Get back inside and the parking lot's full. They're looking at me. One of the local yahoos says, "What happened? Is someone sick?" I mean, fuck!
