Nude, Lewd, and/or Crude

[shanmonster]

Is your boss around? No? Then you might want to check out these sexy, sexy links. (You have been warned!)

Boob Boxing: How you can turn a shoulder shimmy into a fearsome attack!

Snot Girls: Hot Chicks Picking Their Nose: Watch as naked girls insert cylindrical body parts into tight orifices. Nose goblins have never been so gosh-darned erotic!

You Are the Prettiest Thing I Ever Did See: Wonderful nude photos of a gleeful-looking little old lady. I think these are really great, and I wish I'd taken them.

Ever Want to Know How to Put a Gummi Worm Up Your Dick?: I didn't think so. Warning: this is really, really gross, and as for the movie? Just don't go there, man.

FARTING WOMAN2 MARINA SUZUKI: A perennial favourite of mine. When Engrish meets flatulating ladies....

Cowboys Locker News Clip: Can you believe this made it on the primetime news?

Boytaur: Men look sexier when they have extra legs.