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Is your boss around? No? Then you might want to check out these sexy, sexy links. (You have been warned!)

  • Boob Boxing: How you can turn a shoulder shimmy into a fearsome attack!
  • Snot Girls: Hot Chicks Picking Their Nose: Watch as naked girls insert cylindrical body parts into tight orifices. Nose goblins have never been so gosh-darned erotic!
  • You Are the Prettiest Thing I Ever Did See: Wonderful nude photos of a gleeful-looking little old lady. I think these are really great, and I wish I'd taken them.
  • Ever Want to Know How to Put a Gummi Worm Up Your Dick?: I didn't think so. Warning: this is really, really gross, and as for the movie? Just don't go there, man.
  • FARTING WOMAN2 MARINA SUZUKI: A perennial favourite of mine. When Engrish meets flatulating ladies....
  • Cowboys Locker News Clip: Can you believe this made it on the primetime news?
  • Boytaur: Men look sexier when they have extra legs.

    [Makes me think of a Bosch painting]
  • Date: 2004-01-10 08:05 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] f00dave.livejournal.com
    That's not the same old woman in each shot (look at her forehead, and the [appendectomy?] scar near her navel). Shan was fooled!

    Re: movie. Holy fuck. Ow. Ow ow ow. Like ... OW. (ouch)

    "She eats Bulbs,so her farts are bad smell." Lovely. *blecch*

    Date: 2004-01-10 08:06 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
    Maybe they're sisters.

    Date: 2004-01-10 08:12 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] f00dave.livejournal.com
    Maybe they're random octogenarian Japanese women? :-P

    Date: 2004-01-10 10:26 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] prolixfootle.livejournal.com
    OH DEAR GOD...

    Date: 2004-01-10 11:23 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] montecristo.livejournal.com
    HA! My reaction entirely!

    Date: 2004-01-10 10:47 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] minstrel70.livejournal.com
    That image is...disturbing. And it gives a whole new meaning to the word "topless."

    The things some people like to do with Photoshop...

    Date: 2004-01-10 11:24 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] montecristo.livejournal.com
    The things some people like to do with Photoshop...


    ...should probably put them in therapy!

    Date: 2004-01-10 11:25 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] montecristo.livejournal.com
    By the way, she's not topless; she's "middle-less"!

    Date: 2004-01-10 01:45 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] minstrel70.livejournal.com
    Well, she's missing the parts that would be bare if she were topless, isn't she?

    Date: 2004-01-10 11:22 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] fourcorners.livejournal.com
    I have no words to adequate summarize how those links made me feel. Where'd you find them anyway? I did link some of those in my journal, giving credit where credit is due (you)

    Date: 2004-01-10 11:56 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] superbrad.livejournal.com
    I could only bring myself to click on the "boob boxing" one...

    *suffers*

    Whoa...

    Date: 2004-01-10 08:40 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] fearsclave.livejournal.com
    That movie sure as hell made my landing gear retract.

    Date: 2004-01-12 10:11 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] uber-wench.livejournal.com
    Hey Shan, I'm a bellydancer in Halifax--I'm friending you, cool? I also know a very tall boy named Andre... :)

    Date: 2004-01-12 12:57 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
    Hi! Maybe we've met. Were you at the Hadia workshop? I was vending....

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