shanmonster | Bzzzz.... (Reply)

My head is throbbing and my fingertips feel like they're filled with ginger ale. Today was another long day of sanding and drilling. I drilled holes in about fifty pearls. It took me most of the day. If I'd known I'd have to do all this pearl-drilling before I did my designs, I never would have incorporated them. Ah well. I'm stuck with them, now. I wanted to stay later at school to get more done, but I'm just so wrecked that I came home. I'm too tired to think or move. How am I going to manage kung fu? I don't know. And then the gym, a day of classes, and a night of metalwork tomorrow? I think I'm kidding myself.

Someone kill me now....

Darque Dungeon: Made me grin, and today, that's quite an achievement (thanks, nymphie!).

Nude model seeks husband in internet contest: If you'd like a prefab family, here's your chance, guys.

A Truly, Truly Bizarre Story: And it is, too. Whoever would have thought potatos were hardware components?

Chapter Two of the Hagakure: The Way of the Samurai includes the following beauty advice: " It is good to carry some powdered rouge in one's sleeve. It may happen that when one is sobering up or waking from sleep, his complexion may be poor. At such a time it is good to take out and apply some powdered rouge" (thanks, chrysippvs).

TongueJoy: This device looks dramatically uncomfortable!

Goats Like Gingerbread: Very, very odd. I used to raise prizewinning dairy goats, and not-so-prizewinning dairy goats, and I did not know this (one of my goats ate a 10-lb box of Polyfilla, though!).

Armchairhawk: Because war is supposed to be fun, damnit!

Ok, don't bother going here. It's a plain ol' vagina porn site, but I was amused by its keywords, which include: vagina euphemisms, look up marys vagina, and chicken vagina. Chicken vagina? Oh my!

Lesbian Kama Sutra: This reminds me of Space Taxi for the C64! No real ladies or real nudity, but probably not exactly suitable for work.

Japan invents the gadget of your dreams: I'm a huge fan of lucid dreaming, but I have my doubts this contraption does what the article says....

Divers Probed for Giving Fish Champagne: Poor fish. It was plonk.

Oh my. Chimplants.