Bzzzz....

[shanmonster]

My head is throbbing and my fingertips feel like they're filled with ginger ale. Today was another long day of sanding and drilling. I drilled holes in about fifty pearls. It took me most of the day. If I'd known I'd have to do all this pearl-drilling before I did my designs, I never would have incorporated them. Ah well. I'm stuck with them, now. I wanted to stay later at school to get more done, but I'm just so wrecked that I came home. I'm too tired to think or move. How am I going to manage kung fu? I don't know. And then the gym, a day of classes, and a night of metalwork tomorrow? I think I'm kidding myself.

Someone kill me now....

Darque Dungeon: Made me grin, and today, that's quite an achievement (thanks, nymphie!).

Nude model seeks husband in internet contest: If you'd like a prefab family, here's your chance, guys.

A Truly, Truly Bizarre Story: And it is, too. Whoever would have thought potatos were hardware components?

Chapter Two of the Hagakure: The Way of the Samurai includes the following beauty advice: " It is good to carry some powdered rouge in one's sleeve. It may happen that when one is sobering up or waking from sleep, his complexion may be poor. At such a time it is good to take out and apply some powdered rouge" (thanks, chrysippvs).

TongueJoy: This device looks dramatically uncomfortable!

Goats Like Gingerbread: Very, very odd. I used to raise prizewinning dairy goats, and not-so-prizewinning dairy goats, and I did not know this (one of my goats ate a 10-lb box of Polyfilla, though!).

Armchairhawk: Because war is supposed to be fun, damnit!

Ok, don't bother going here. It's a plain ol' vagina porn site, but I was amused by its keywords, which include: vagina euphemisms, look up marys vagina, and chicken vagina. Chicken vagina? Oh my!

Lesbian Kama Sutra: This reminds me of Space Taxi for the C64! No real ladies or real nudity, but probably not exactly suitable for work.

Japan invents the gadget of your dreams: I'm a huge fan of lucid dreaming, but I have my doubts this contraption does what the article says....

Divers Probed for Giving Fish Champagne: Poor fish. It was plonk.

Oh my. Chimplants.

Comments

[thespectacle.livejournal.com]

i don't know how much pain you are in, but i have an injured wrist and an injured knee that's unrelated to kung fu. i lightly do my forms. it's the only thing i can do.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

I think I'm more tired than in pain (although my muscles are certainly screaming after Tuesday's kung fu session!). My schoolwork is just insane, right now, and all the drilling and sanding seems to be shaking my brains loose. Argh.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

What happened to your wrist and knee?

[thespectacle.livejournal.com]

my knee is from when i was doing wushu. all the tumbling and jumping on hardwood took its toll on it. my wrist is work related (delivering w/ a handtruck). so it sucks, because i can't work either my lower or upper body. doing crunches is very fun.