Mmmmm, and Those Who Live By the Bible Die By the Bible

[shanmonster]

Beware (thanks, freakwoman)! Ready for some icky, yicky, guck-a-boo stuff? Tough. You're getting it, anyhow.

First, a splattering of Lord of the Ring pornos. Yes, I know I did it before, but this is a bit different. curtana supplied me with a review for Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (she says there's too much farting). Then, if you're ready to handle more evil from Japan, check out The Deep Throat of the Rings. I don't know about you, but I don't think that title has a very good, er, ring to it.

Up next, much to the chagrin of many a script kiddy, it would appear that The goatse.cx domain has been suspended. Woe! Alas! Luckily, it's still viewable from the Hubble.

Just for a bit of variety, here's a job listing for dwarves interested in a porn career. It takes all sorts. They can't all be dwidgets.

And now, thanks to Raereth, you too now know what a fried cow brain sandwich looks like!

What's the Bible all about? Well, here's a 50-word précis.

Anti-Gay Pastor Convicted Of Soliciting Sex From Boy: Oh, the irony!