Mmmmm, and Those Who Live By the Bible Die By the Bible

[shanmonster]

Beware (thanks, freakwoman)! Ready for some icky, yicky, guck-a-boo stuff? Tough. You're getting it, anyhow.

First, a splattering of Lord of the Ring pornos. Yes, I know I did it before, but this is a bit different. curtana supplied me with a review for Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (she says there's too much farting). Then, if you're ready to handle more evil from Japan, check out The Deep Throat of the Rings. I don't know about you, but I don't think that title has a very good, er, ring to it.

Up next, much to the chagrin of many a script kiddy, it would appear that The goatse.cx domain has been suspended. Woe! Alas! Luckily, it's still viewable from the Hubble.

Just for a bit of variety, here's a job listing for dwarves interested in a porn career. It takes all sorts. They can't all be dwidgets.

And now, thanks to Raereth, you too now know what a fried cow brain sandwich looks like!

What's the Bible all about? Well, here's a 50-word précis.

Anti-Gay Pastor Convicted Of Soliciting Sex From Boy: Oh, the irony!

Comments

[glowkitty]

dude, that's exactly how i pictured a cow brain sandwich. have you ever listened to the Gary Brownfield commentary that's on some radio stations? he was talking about cow brain sandwiches at 5:50 this morning, talking about how some lady swears by them and won't give them up despite the mad cow scare. she said she doesn't like pig brains as well as cow brains because they're not big enough to stick out of the bun.

ew.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Maybe she should use smaller buns.

[glowkitty]

that sounded vaguely dirty.

[aimeearrgh.livejournal.com]

I can't believe there is a *petition* up to reinstate the goatse.cx domain! Echh, people. ECHH! I mean I can kind of understand it from a free speech (if it can be counted as speech) point of view, but really. Everyone's seen it. Everyone's been grossed out, sometimes multiple times. Enough, people! Although the fact that it's been taken down owing to being linked from so many BBs does rather suck. Um...anyway...hi! Longtime reader of your page/s, first time poster, that sort of thing.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Welcome!

From my brief scan on the issue, I'm very opposed to the reasons the page was taken down. Not that I want to see the image, but you know....