The Eve of Saint Agnes

[shanmonster]

Damnit! I keep missing the Eve of Saint Agnes. I've been trying to remember to do the stupid little ritual ever since I found out about it way back in my grade twelve unit on romantic poetry. This time, I missed it by just one measly day. Saint Agnes, in case you don't know, was martyred when her virginity was miraculously saved when she was decapitated rather than raped.

Oh! I may have a reprieve. According to this page, my memory isn't necessarily so faulty. Tonight may be the night I dream of my future husband, after all. There are several rituals which can help me achieve this ridiculous goal. I'll pick the simplest. All I have to do is pluck some pins, say an Our Father, and be off to sleep.

I'll let you know who was in my dreams on the morrow.

Comments

[montecristo.livejournal.com]

Gee, does f00 know about his impending introduction to the lonely bachelor life? You're planning to deprive the poor guy of your charming company? ; )

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

I was *hoping* she was going to dream of me. I blame her for sticking the needles right back into the fabric tomatoe from whence they were plucked. I mean ... Andre??!?!?!

[montecristo.livejournal.com]

Well, rest easy. As a former Catholic, I can tell you that it is widely believed that St Agnes forwards prayers from already married women to St. Rhett Butler, the Spanker of Naughty Misbehaving Wives.

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

Red Butt. Niiiiiiiice. ;-)

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

f00 is definitely a better choice than my next husband. Oh dear. I can't believe I dreamed of André. I practically babysat him!

[chamberzane.livejournal.com]

i stayed up two hours later than i intended, first by poking around hatemail on jesus was gother than you and then wandering around your personal site. i'm considering filing suit for sleep deprivation due to your reckless, willful, and knowledgeable posting of such goddamn interesting content. you'll hear from my lawyers monday morning.

bear in mind money sometimes oils the wheels of justice.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Heh! I'm glad I can still keep people up at nights. I guess I haven't lost it, after all.

Nice ta meetcha!

[tornpatchwork.livejournal.com]

followed you over from tmi.
nice place you've got here =).
see ya when i see ya...-michael

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Ever get the feeling you're being followed? And here I just thought I was paranoid. They really are out to get me....