Heave!

[shanmonster]

Oh, my poor, poor tabs. They are held aloft by the digital version of Atlas, I am sure. Time to alleviate his load, a little.

Here's a Tip: Don't Bite Your Own Junk: Should I be impressed? I'm not sure! "Damiene Iriarte was found naked and bleeding behind a building in the Fort Greene section of Brooklyn after having bitten the tip off his own penis."

Doctors confirm woman's imaginary third arm: "A 64-year-old woman has reported to doctors at Geneva University Hospital the presence of a pale, milky-white and translucent third arm" (thanks, tdj).

I-Movix SprintCam v3 NAB 2009 showreel: Far cooler than the blah-sounding title. Watch this. You won't regret it.

100 Ways to Crack an Egg: "If you’ve ever looked in the fridge and said, “I’ve got tons of eggs, but no idea what to cook with them,” well, you have no excuse to ever do that again. Just come right back here. Or better yet, print this out and hang it in your kitchen."

I'm Glad I'm a Boy! I'm Glad I'm a Girl!: Gender stereotyping for girls and boys.

This crossbow should automatically classify you as “Most Wanted”: I want one.

Vintage Sexist Advertising and Vintage Sexist Ads: You've come a long way, baby.

BA-K-47: Does this make anyone else think of eXistenZ?

Look at This Lovely Hamster: Today's cute quotient filled (thanks, chernobylred).

FunnyFap: NSFW. How to know when you've found The One.

Maru: Cute cat, adding more cute to your day.

Peking Opera and Four Beauties: Gorgeous, NSFW photography (thanks, tenzintogden).

That Extra Mile: NSFW. Sperm banks in Shanghai are different (thanks, g026r).

Comments

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

That SprintCam thing was amazing.

Thanks for the sperm bank story. Next time I get annoyed at having to do something for my job, I'm going to remind myself of those poor, poor women. o_O

[ayamikhan.livejournal.com]

I was wondering why my blog hits just boosted. Thanks :)

Love the sperm bank link. Note the first two words in the address of the hospital.