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Well, I'm just about to get ready for the show, tonight. But first, I'd like to talk about underwear.
The other day, I hastily pulled on my pants and started walking to school early in the morning. A block or two away from home, I felt like something was bunched up in my pants. It almost felt like a wedgie, but I was wearing buttfloss. That much fabric jammed in my arse just didn't make sense. So I kept on walking, weirdly assuming it was all due to an overactive imagination.
Then, in my peripheral vision, I caught a glimpse of something dark flapping around my foot as I walked. I stopped, looked down, and saw a leg of pantyhose. I started to laugh, then gave a yank. It wasn't coming loose. I could feel it braided up around and down through the other leg of my pants.
I still had several more blocks to walk, so I decided to tuck the errant pantyhose flapping beast into my boot. I walked along further, and met up with one of the guys from school: Matt. We walked together, and then it happened again. A great black flapping tentacle appeared from my left leg. Matt burst into laughter, and this time, I tied the pantyhose into a knot and jammed it down my sock.
Just before we got to school, as we walked through an alley, my leg pooped out the entire pair of pantyhose.
I giggled throughout the entire day in remembrance of this silly event.
Then today, I put on a brand-new pair of silk bikini panties. I looked down at myself, and was surprised to see a bulge at my crotch. My panties are manties. They've given me quite the package. I hope it doesn't make it look like I'm wearing a codpiece when I dance, tonight!
On that note, it's time to get in costume and makeup....
The other day, I hastily pulled on my pants and started walking to school early in the morning. A block or two away from home, I felt like something was bunched up in my pants. It almost felt like a wedgie, but I was wearing buttfloss. That much fabric jammed in my arse just didn't make sense. So I kept on walking, weirdly assuming it was all due to an overactive imagination.
Then, in my peripheral vision, I caught a glimpse of something dark flapping around my foot as I walked. I stopped, looked down, and saw a leg of pantyhose. I started to laugh, then gave a yank. It wasn't coming loose. I could feel it braided up around and down through the other leg of my pants.
I still had several more blocks to walk, so I decided to tuck the errant pantyhose flapping beast into my boot. I walked along further, and met up with one of the guys from school: Matt. We walked together, and then it happened again. A great black flapping tentacle appeared from my left leg. Matt burst into laughter, and this time, I tied the pantyhose into a knot and jammed it down my sock.
Just before we got to school, as we walked through an alley, my leg pooped out the entire pair of pantyhose.
I giggled throughout the entire day in remembrance of this silly event.
Then today, I put on a brand-new pair of silk bikini panties. I looked down at myself, and was surprised to see a bulge at my crotch. My panties are manties. They've given me quite the package. I hope it doesn't make it look like I'm wearing a codpiece when I dance, tonight!
On that note, it's time to get in costume and makeup....
