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From a discussion I had with [livejournal.com profile] fourcorners:

I had a cat named Foofoo who was very averse to having her kittens in the house. Instead, she always chose to have them in the barn, or hidden in the bushes, somewhere.

Well, this one time, I saw her limping horridly, coming out of the barn with a bundle in her teeth. Every now and then, she'd carefully put it down on the ground and yowl piteously.

I ran outside to see what was the matter and saw a tragic sight. She was carrying a terrified kitten, and trailing blood in her wake. Her awkward gait was due to the fact that her front paws were completely skewered by about a dozen porcupine quills.

I grabbed the kitten, and Foofoo stared at me, yowling, then led me mincingly back to the barn, where there were signs of an epic battle. Not until I'd gathered up all her kittens would she let me also pick her up and take them all into the house....

(Coincidentally, this was when I first discovered that porcupines are omniverous, and quite fond of scrumptious little critters like very small kittens.)

Oh yeah, Dad did manage to get all the quills out, and Foofoo was fine. And, due to Foofoo's superior fighting skills, so were the kittens!

not the right place for this

Date: 2004-02-02 05:02 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsmalkav.livejournal.com
but it doesn't seem to be working otherwise and i'm desperate for any kind of response...

i sent you a paypal payment for the omphalo stepses book a month ago, but i'm not sure if anything has gotten through... i tried to email you a couple times to the bigfoot address, but i haven't gotten anything back saying that you either received the order, sent it, or that it's delayed, so i figure that the emails got eaten by something and never got to you.

please let me know what a good email address is for you and i'll forward everything again.

thank you!
lisa f
Hi!

I'm dreadfully, dreadfully sorry about the unreasonable delay in shipping. I'll send your book out super soon, plus a bunch of dance goodies by way of an apology.

I'm currently awaiting a new run of books from the printers.

Or, if you would prefer, I can refund your money.

Again, I apologize enormously.

Re: not the right place for this

Date: 2004-02-02 10:23 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsmalkav.livejournal.com
oh it's fine! i was just worried that you had no idea that i was waiting for anything! the delay is not a worry since knowing is half the battle ;)

i want the book, not the money :D i'm so eager to see what you've got in there. i've got a bolt of fabric at home that's waiting for some guided inspiration.

thank you!

Date: 2004-02-02 06:45 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] snowy-kathryn.livejournal.com
SHAN! You need to get the Gleaner....in triplicate!

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Date: 2004-02-02 07:11 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
I just saw it. Holy big picture of me, Batman! It's too bad your picture didn't make it. Maybe next time....

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Date: 2004-02-02 07:21 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] snowy-kathryn.livejournal.com
It's an awesome picture, and you need publicity more than me, right? A picture of me in the paper will just feed my ego...but a picture of you might get you some new students. Woo hoo! It's going in my scrapbook. :)

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