Media Darling

[shanmonster]

snowy_kathryn brought me this week's edition of The Aquinian. The feature article on us was nowhere to be seen, and neither were any of the many photos we'd posed for. Instead, a captioned photo announced "Promoting Multiculturalism: Bellydancing at its finest at STUISA Multicultural Fair." There is no accompanying article to explain even what the STUISA Multicultural Fair is. Weird.

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One Possible Yet Disturbing Scenario.

[swirlingchaos.livejournal.com]

Editor: Hey bob, why is there an empty space on page 7?

Bob: Well, funny story that. I was walking along with the only copy of the picture we were going to use, and then there was this rabid dog...

Ed: Spare me. Find something else, fast. we go to print in 10 minutes.

Bob: Uhh, there's a bunch of stuff left over from that article on those belly dancers. But jimmy came down with the flu and never actually wrote the article, so we were just gonna scrap the whole thing.

Ed: You still have the photos though?

Bob: Ummm, well, yeah... I put most of them up in my locker...

Ed: Nevermind that, just get some pics of chicks showing lots of skin and we're good.

Bob: How bout this one?

Ed: Perfect! But what was it doing in your back pocket anyway?

Bob : uhhhh, no reason.

Ed: whatever, just get that pic on page 7 and put some sort of caption on it that makes it sound like its there for a reason.

Bob: I'm on it.

Ed: oh, and bob... You might want to zip up. You're flying low.

Re: One Possible Yet Disturbing Scenario.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Ha! I'll bet that's exactly what happened!