Overheard

[shanmonster]

"Can't wait for the boys' night. No chicks allowed,
Except to bring us some beers.
She said she was going out to get her hair done
And I could get my own damned beers.
Know what I told her when she said that?
See you next Tuesday.
What a fuckin' bitch."

"Did you really call her that?"

"What? See you next Tuesday?"

"Yeah, that."

"No, I'd never say that. That'd be disrespectful."