Cigars All Around

[shanmonster]

Scroffy and Miss Lemmiwinks are parents! Inside my onion planter are several onions, struggling their green ways out of dirt, and two half-bald, ugly little squabs. I've tentatively named them Japscat and Bukkake. They are the cutest hideous baby grey birds, ever. They have all the beauty of a greying, dirty man's pate with a wispy comb-over. f00dave took a photo today, but it probably won't turn out. They're in a very dark little corner. Scroffy didn't at all mind our poking about his offspring. Still, we didn't touch them, lest he should eat their tender birdy flesh. Still, this photo is a pretty good likeness of the two little darlings:

And now, here are some totally-unrelated links. Enjoy!

Chess for Three: I'd like to try this out!

The Top 10 Most Fascinating Urinals: And they are pretty special, too.

Light-Up Bras: These look like a lot of fun! I'd wear 'em during my more experimental venues, for sure. I'd want matching pants, too.

Don't even pretend to think this is worksafe: It all began nine months ago when Samantha had sex with a male Real Doll.

Vixen Love: Like ICQverts, only bot-style.

Fleshlight: It claims to be "the best masturbation tool available on Earth". It also claims to be "super tight like prom night." But it sure ain't as purty! Also, home of the limpy, which I don't think could be as much of a sex toy as it is a conversation piece.

Comments

[snowy-kathryn.livejournal.com]

Scroffy and Miss Lemmiwinks are still around? I thought that they had to be shooo-ed. That's awesome about the babies though (well, awesome if there does not have to be some shooo-ing), and those are the most kick ass names ever. Please pass on my congrats. :)

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Yes, they're still around.

We're not supposed to be feeding them, so since the food supply has dried up, all the other hangers-on have evaporated. But the family remains....

And unrelated, but LJ is being a total dildo. I couldn't view your comment, except in my email. I don't know why this is happening.