Random Distractions

[shanmonster]

I saw a video with f00dave last night. It's some sort of British night-time edutainment show, and it was about 101 most embarassing sexual accidents. I was both amused and perturbed to realize I already knew the details on at least 75% of the stories. However, one of the examples was completely new to me. Apparently, one man had a particularly unique fetish: he liked to eat Barbie heads, and masturbate while shitting them out. I saw an x-ray of this guy's torso. A couple dozen of them were stuck in his digestive tract. Just how does someone go about discovering this is what it takes to get them off, anyhow?

Ahem. I think I'll change the subject.

Mist, Ghost or Computer Graphics?: Check out the second link. It's not your typical car commercial.

I'll be attending Navrati this weekend. It is my first-ever Hindu festival, and I expect it will be very colourful and interesting. If at all possible, I'd like to join in with the dancing. snowy_kathryn sent me a couple of links: Navratri - The Hindu Festival and Navrati.

The Big Shocker: I love the specs: "Not yet obscene to the general public." If you don't know what the shocker is, go here. And yes, both links are worksafe, since the shocker is "not yet obscene to the general public." I gotta get that phrase on a tshirt....

Quadriplegic Serving 10-Day Sentence For First-Time Marijuana Charge Dies In DC Jail: What's even more disturbing is there are people out there who would say, "Serves him right."

Ron's First Goatse.jpg: A photo essay about Ron Jeremy seeing the goatse man for the first time. Believe it or not, this is completely worksafe.

Now that's what I call a chainsaw!

Ursula le Guin's Earthsea novels are being made into television miniseries. I'm feeling rather trepidatious about this. I'll bet it sucks, but hope it won't.

Hentai dictionary: Japanese perversions, fetishes and AV slang: Remember, knowledge is power. I'm not sure what kind of power this knowledge holds, but I'm sure it's pretty specialized (thanks, Daze Reader).

Demonbuster.com: I haven't been here in a couple of years. It's nice to see it's just as crazy a place as ever (thanks, snowy_kathryn).

Hubcap Creatures: They're quite lovely, actually!

Internal Titanium Bra: It's a new breast enhancement technique, and although it does indeed give a perky tilt to the tatas, it also leaves a seamline. Would you really want a screen shelf attached to your ribs? Yes, this link contains boobies.

Victorian Medical Curiosities: When I was a kid, I desperately wanted a copy of this book. Now I can just look at the pictures on the In-tar-web.

Amateur pyrotechnics: What morons.

Ballerina Toni Bentley has written a manifesto on anal sex. Here's an excerpt. I am very fond of her first book (Winter Season: A Dancer's Journal). I guess now I'll have to get myself a copy of The Surrender : An Erotic Memoir. It doesn't look like a typical dance memoir, that's for sure!

Modern Ruins 2: I like post-apocalyptic stories and imagery. I also love disaster movies. Of course, I also loved fire and brimstone stories as a kid, and one of my favourite childhood movies was Towering Inferno. I guess I haven't changed all that much.

Eurobad '74: It's awful, but I really want this bathroom. cynebeah would understand (thanks, hellsphreak).

Comments

What I want...

[fearsclave.livejournal.com]

...is a pocket chainsaw, one that deploys like a switchblade, and makes a noise like an electric razor on steroids and bad acid...

Re: What I want...

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

I wonder if Swiss Army Knife would consider making such a device....

[liquid-quaalude.livejournal.com]

amazingly I have atleast 3 relatives that have bathrooms like that and kitchens with avacado and mustard coloured appliances...heh I love it.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

In a weird sort of way, I miss the 70s.

Shocker shirt

[tupelo.livejournal.com]

http://www.livejournal.com/users/tupelo/282814.html

Re: Shocker shirt

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Awesome!

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

So it was you!

[zombienought.livejournal.com]

Thanks, there I was, having trouble sleeping...
and then I watched the car commercial. Not
feeling tired now...

Those seams left by the titanium bra don't
look much worse than the admittedly few
breast reduction scars I've seen. Those
are just a step away from spring-loaded
nipple spikes!

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the scars do look similar to the ones I've seen on breast reduction recipients, too. As for spring-loaded nipple spikes, can you say Fembot?

[thatnickguy.livejournal.com]

The Ron sees Goatse pic was hilarious. It was all about the horrified look of the girl beside him.

I wonder if he was thinking "Damn! Did I do that someone?!"

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

I thought it was pretty funny, too!

[zaki.livejournal.com]

Victorian Medical Curiosities
Eeek.

Y'know, the Dermatology department at Penn has some gorgeously illustrated Victorian plates of the most gruesome skin diseases ever. They decided these were"art" and lined the corridor that connects one building to another with horrors and tumors and rashes and lesions and boils. It's quite a sight. I notice that I seem to be the only person NOT able to tune them out as I trot by, and I can't help staring at them. Especially the poor fellow with the grueseomely deformed genetalia.

So I have to ask, because I'm terrified to actually go and look, especially at work...what's the deal about the goatse pic...?

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

The link to Ron Jeremy is fine to look at while you're at work. Goatse man himself is not. He's a guy who can dilate his bung to frightening proportions. Like, he could probably stuff a basketball in there, given a bit of Vaseline. The picture of him holding his butt open is what the IntarWeb is all about, but I guess the Hedgehog hasn't spent much time perusing the seedier side of the 'net.

[zaki.livejournal.com]

oh. OK! thanks!

...

eeeew.