WTF?

Normally, I never post these things, but because this one is so incredibly wacked, I had to share. It actually made me shout "What the hell???":

You Are a Religious Republican

You make up the conservative, Christian, dedicated core of the Republican Party. You believe it's important for religious people to stand up for their beliefs in politics. And for you, this means voting your conscience - which almost always means voting Republican. Your pet causes include the sanctity of life, school vouchers, and prayer in school.

What political persuasion are you?

I still don't know how that happened. Obviously, the quiz is on crack.

In other news, if you haven't already seen The Incredibles, remedy that oversight posthaste. It's the best animated film I've ever seen, and also the best superhero film. I think it's the best movie I've seen this year, too. It's just that damned good.

The Dream

I'm filming a horror movie. In the scene, two women are manacled and put in cardboard boxes. The box lids are ripped so you can see half their faces, and their handcuffed wrists jut out of the boxes. Everyone is laughing, happy, and just plain silly, and then it's time for the cameras to roll. When the cameras come on, the mood darkens, and I am filled with anxiety. With a crazed expression, one of the men paces around the boxes. The women in the boxes are getting uncomfortable since they've been sitting in the boxes for quite some time.

One of them says, "Take these cuffs off me. They hurt."

"Oh, I'll take them off you, all right," says the man. Without warning, he slams a hacksaw down on the woman's wrists and rasps it back and forth, grunting all the while. She screams so loud her throat sounds like it's tearing, and everyone else laughs. I'm running to turn the cameras off when the man starts sawing at the second woman's wrists, and then I wake up.

Hey Gamers!

I just put a buttload of gaming materials as well as some hockey cards up on eBay. If you like White Wolf, Forgotten Realms, or Legend of the Five Rings, check it out. I started the bids at just one buck. The books are all in excellent shape, and would make great Christmas/Kwanzaa/whatever presents, so be a dear and keep me in moolah!