Twenty Things About Me

# I can rotate my feet inwards so they point straight behind me.
# When I was little, I used to wish I had three nostrils so there'd be more boogies to mine and eat.
# I married the only boyfriend I ever had.
# I can kick as high as I can reach.
# On a good day (there are few), I can hold my left foot higher than my head without using my arms.
# When I grow up, I want to be Vasquez from Aliens.
# I have a difficult time making friends.
# Although I'm a total exhibitionist, I prefer to spend the vast majority of my time by myself.
# I'm usually surprised/wary if someone compliments me.
# When I was in junior high school, I used to read (and finish) three books each day. Novels got a bit longer and tougher to read when I got older....
# I used to read books on horseback.
# I read while I walk.
# Although I've danced for years in a variety of styles, I can only dance improvisationally. Choreography eludes me.
# I once rode a billygoat through a barnyard.
# I more than once rode an enormous pig through a barnyard.
# I used to live off the land in the Rockies.
# I suffer from perpetual visual hallucinations courtesy of a bizarre variant of migraine.
# I think differently from anyone I've ever encountered. Really. I think the migraines may have something to do with it.
# I feel driven to work out, even though I'd rather lie around in bed and eat salted peanuts.
# I want to reboot my brain.