shanmonster | Taking a Dump

Bah. My cold is leaving my head and descending into my lungs. Asthma-filled coughing wonderland, I bid you welcome! And before I go to work, I'm clearing out my browser tabs.

Outrage over 'choke the chicken' toy: Teach your children that torturing animals is fun!

Professor of Death: "'Daddy, I want to be a martyr. Can you get me an explosive belt?' When Abu Qaqa al-Tamimi's 9-year-old son asked for his help in becoming a suicide bomber, he was, to say the least, taken aback."

Senators: Bloggers may not be true journalists: So I guess this means Weekly World News writers can get immunity that news bloggers cannot. Interesting.

Snake hiding in sewers is caught: Like an urban legend, only true!

Man Guilty of Child Porn Cartoons: Possessing compromising pictures of Astro Boy can get you registered as a sex offender. That's fucked up.

Rat Monster: Too silly to be believed.

Lil Markie: Christianity meets creepy. I'm scared.

Helena: NSFW. Meet Helena, a multiple amputee Real Doll.

Drunk of the Week Extra: Oktoberfest: Probably NSFW. Read about an interesting new beer.

I Squash Men For a Living: Possibly NSFW, although she claims it's not sexual.

And now for your special bonus Wiccan section: What Causes a WICCAN? and Wicca: Intoxicated By Christian Blood!

And in other news, I'd get a kick out of wearing this outfit. I especially like the gloves.