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The baker who beat McDonald's: The triumph of slow food over fast food.
Paris Hilton Manga: This is just wrong (thanks,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
asim, I think).
Man Shoots Two Mormons Going Door To Door: That's just wrong. The correct response is to turn them into porn stars...
Really, though. I can sympathise with their situation. As a JW kid, I met with all sorts of opposition at the door, although it was never of the firepower variety. My Dad had attack dogs set on him while he was walking down a road, though. He dispatched them immediately (anti-dog was one of his military specializations, along with anti-tank. Tanks are harder to remove with hand-to-hand combat techniques, though).
It's the New Walking: Scooters evolve from medical need to lifestyle choice: These things perturb me. How can someone fool themselves into thinking that riding one of these around constitutes exercise? I do appreciate the use of them by people who have health reasons for doing so, but I fear they're creating a nation of Jabba the Hutts.
Of course, I have a low opinion of people who drive their cars short distances, too. At least scooters use less gas.
Paris Hilton Manga: This is just wrong (thanks,
asim, I think).Man Shoots Two Mormons Going Door To Door: That's just wrong. The correct response is to turn them into porn stars...
Really, though. I can sympathise with their situation. As a JW kid, I met with all sorts of opposition at the door, although it was never of the firepower variety. My Dad had attack dogs set on him while he was walking down a road, though. He dispatched them immediately (anti-dog was one of his military specializations, along with anti-tank. Tanks are harder to remove with hand-to-hand combat techniques, though).
It's the New Walking: Scooters evolve from medical need to lifestyle choice: These things perturb me. How can someone fool themselves into thinking that riding one of these around constitutes exercise? I do appreciate the use of them by people who have health reasons for doing so, but I fear they're creating a nation of Jabba the Hutts.
Of course, I have a low opinion of people who drive their cars short distances, too. At least scooters use less gas.
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Date: 2006-01-06 10:43 pm (UTC)From:And it was only a few years ago that "George Costanza" could wring a whole episode of Seinfeld out of using a scooter to which he as not entitled.