What the Fuckage

[shanmonster]

My head is filled with snot, but at least I'm mobile, today! I even managed to get all my hinges soldered on my necklace today. Tomorrow morning, I shall attempt yet another lost wax casting. I sure hope it works. I'm getting really tired of fucking up.

And now, here are some links to make you exclaim blasphemously, or at least with reference to procreational activities.

It's not every day I get to see a family photo album with a caption like Clara hams for the camera while mom delivers the placenta in the background. This just cements even more firmly my desire to never sprog.

By now, you know placenta makes a pretty decent lasagna. But did you know it's also an excellent art medium?

Ok, so we've had the birth and the afterbirth. What do we do with the child? I say we gag it to keep it from crying.

Yes, I know you're sick of Janet Jackson's tit. But did you know that Jackson tits are tasty treats? It reminds me a bit of the Mitsou boob cupcakes that were being sold in Quebec about ten years ago.

Getting back to safer ground, check out this nifty, nerdy Klein Bottle Hat (with matching Moebius scarf).

Comments

Re: Those idiots.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

What happens when something that's used to prevent articulate speech is put on someone incapable of articulate speech? Do you suppose they cancel one another out and the person becomes a Toastmaster?

Re: Those idiots.

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

No, you go to jail for child abuse, dumbass.

;-)