The Pope is envious. Heh!

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	53.3% Explored the pleasures of the flesh	57.5%
Shamelessness	45.2% Puts 'em on the glass	74%
Sex Drive	76.3% The Pope is envious	71.5%
Straightness	12.5% Knows the other body type like a map	36.1%
Gayness	71.4% Had that experience at camp	74.5%
Fucking Sick	84.1% Refreshingly normal	84.9%
You are 57.8% pure Average Score: 65.9%
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Hey Daedal Daedal

Are you familiar with the word daedal? It's a great little word which basically means "ingenious, complex, or rich." It comes from the Latin daedalus ("cunningly wrought"), which in turn comes from the Greek daidalos ("skillful, cunningly created"). In mythology, Daedalus was the inventor who built the Labyrinth (to house the Minotaur), and he also constructed the wax wings for himself and his kid, Icarus. You know what happened to Icarus.

Not quite so many people know what else Daedalus invented.

Daedalus worked for King Minos, the ruler of Crete. Minos's wife Pasiphae was truly, deeply, and most madly in love with a bull. Pasiphae ordered Daedalus to make her a cow suit. It worked wonderfully. The bull did diddle the queen, who did all the deed all in her daedal suit.