shanmonster: (Tiger claw)
I went to the sports doctor. He took a look at my foot while I stood normally, while in relevé, while doing one-footed jumps in relevé, asked me a few questions, and promptly diagnosed me with the rather rare Peroneal tendonitis. Apparently, I've been doing an excellent job caring for it, but tendon injuries are notoriously lengthy to recover from, and I now have a new support brace to carry around in case of emergency. It is also recommended I get regular specialized massage therapy.

It's all pretty related to my tight IT bands, too, which I'd also suspected. Which means that back pain I'd been experiencing on the same side is also likely related. One thing goes out of wack, and the whole body goes to hell!

I'm just relieved to have a diagnosis that makes sense. The doctor treats a lot of dancers, so he understood exactly what I was talking about, unlike my family doctor who really doesn't have a clue.

This is my second time going to this doctor, and I've been impressed both times. To any athlete or dancer in the K-W area, I strongly recommend the Waterloo Sports Medicine Centre for your movement-related injuries.

[My feet]
shanmonster: (On the stairs)
Two weeks later, and I think I'm finally over this cold. My lungs are still tetchy, but I am thinking of giving them a test drive by going for a run shortly. I've also finally scheduled an appointment with a sports doctor about my ever-problematic foot. I sure hope he can figure out a solution. Last week, it blew up after a dance class and was hurting like whoa and basically feeling like it was filled with a bunch of randomly-placed bones and tendons. When my foot is acting up, I can't dance for shit, not even floorwork.

I attended an ATS class with [livejournal.com profile] mystress yesterday. It was nice to dust off some old moves I haven't thought about in over a decade. I'd forgotten all about the tribal variations of the camel. I always liked those! It's too bad I won't be able to attend all of the classes, but at least I'll get a refresher. And now I am thinking about breaking out the kasiklar for the first time in ages. I used to play those, sometimes even in performance. I remember once combining them with floorwork, even, which was kinda neat!

I've been doing so much dancing lately, and I love it. I'm intrigued by the differences between contemporary dance and belly dance. Right now, the fashion in contemporary seems to be in keeping the movements clean and unadorned, whereas in belly dance, so much is decorated with flowery arm or hand movements. I want to look into taking regular technique classes, but think I might have to travel to Guelph to do so. I guess I have some research to do!

In case I haven't mentioned it, [livejournal.com profile] f00dave got hired on at a sweet job, and now I am planning on going back to school for the winter term. I only want to go part-time, but I'm excited. I'd start in the fall term, except that I'm going to the UK for a while in mid-September, so that screws up the term. In the meantime, I'm studying outside of a university environment. I'm taking dance, yoga, and art classes. My first sumi-e class is this Friday, and I'll be starting an advanced yoga class on Thursday. I'm excited! As for university, I'm thinking of fine arts, classics, and/or Latin.

I'm also looking forward to continuing my adventures in textiles and costume design. I currently have no projects on the go, but that's partially by design. My office is in a dreadful state, and I'd like to get some semblance of order before I mess it all back up again. That being said, I think I'll try my hand at making a Viking hat, next.

I'm contemplating putting together an introductory workshop on tablet weaving. I want to experiment a bit more, first, though, so I can figure out how to fix other people's fuck-ups. I could also put together a workshop on how to make Rus-style poofy pants, or how to make a Viking tunic, but I think those might be less interesting to most people.
shanmonster: (Tiger claw)
The first time I ever heard of detoxing, I thought it was what you did when you accidentally ate poison. Then I came to understand it as what a drug or alcohol addict did when they were turning their bad habits around.

But now, detox is a catch-all phrase usually associated with a bewildering assortment of quack treatments and equipment, which can ultimately have a deleterious effect on your wallet, or possibly even your health.

One of the pieces of detox equipment I see advertised at many places now is a so-called ion detoxification foot bath, which is touted as drawing toxins out of your body through the pores of your feet. The treatments are usually quite expensive, and are certainly showy. Clean water turns into a murky sludge as all those bonbons, nicotine, red food colouring, and god knows what else you may have imbibed, get drawn into the water, leaving you a bastion of health and clean living (until your next trip to McDonald's).



People who take this treatment claim to experience the following amazing benefits:
  • reduced arthritic pain
  • weight loss
  • increased energy and mental clarity
  • improved memory
  • reduced stress and mood swings
  • healthier, younger looking skin
  • significant pain relief
  • greater overall sense of well being
  • alkalizing pH levels
  • lowered cholesterol
  • lowered blood pressure

(taken verbatim from a pamphlet for the 3 in 1 FIT System by Hl4Y)

How does it do these wonderful things? The purveyors of such devices claim it detoxes you via osmosis.

Now, if this worked, it would be a helluva thing. But it's all showmanship. Seriously, if you put an organically-grown, platonic ideal of a carrot in that foot bath, the water will still turn into something that looks like sewage run-off. And we know that carrot has not been living a dissolute lifestyle. So what the fuck, mate? Why does the water do that thing?

Well, bucko, because of science. More specifically, it happens because of electrolysis.

Electrolysis isn't just the cosmetic practice of zapping hairs out of your body. According to Word Net, it's "a chemical decomposition reaction produced by passing an electric current through a solution containing ions."

You can read a description of how this machine uses electrolysis to produce this murky water here, but essentially, the electrical current reacts with the metals in the water to cause oxidization (basically, rust). Depending on the metals used, and the additives put into the water, you'll get different colours.

Now, I'm not averse to a foot bath. I sure do like a good foot soak. It is a very relaxing thing. But I am not fooling myself into thinking that my foot bath is negating my poor lifestyle choices (bad food, smoking, etc.).

If there's anything that detoxes your body, it's your kidneys and your liver. They filter the crap out of your system for you. If you really want to detoxify yourself, stop toxifying yourself in the first place.

These detox treatments are the quackery equivalent of selling indulgences. I have more to say about so-called detox cleanses, but more on that later. I have a dance class to teach soon.
shanmonster: (Sacrilicious)
I wanted to go for a run yesterday, but my stupid arthritis was making my feet feel absolutely dreadful. However, this morning, my feet feel perfectly fine, and so off I went on my first run since the late spring, I think. I was afraid I'd have lost all my endurance, since I haven't been doing any running at all, but it seems all those jumping jacks I've been doing have put me in good stead. I did have to walk twice on the way, but not for very long. And I was able to do two good sprints on top of the steady jog, so I'm pretty pleased with myself.

I saw lots of ducks and geese on the way, and also two cranes standing stock still in the pond. I ran through low piles of damp autumn leaves, and then took a detour through a wooded area and jumped a couple of small deadfalls, all while listening to Prodigy and Manowar. Not bad. Not bad at all.

Now, post-shower, I need to get dressed up into something presentable to go and talk to a fitness club owner about teaching dance at his studio (*hope hope*). And then I'm off to the gym to lift heavy things before teaching dance tonight.

Spaced out betwixt all that is the usual housework, job search, and some reading. I just finished reading Dragon Keeper (Rain Wilds Chronicles, Vol. 1) by Robin Hobb, and have just started Antony and Cleopatra: A Novel (Masters of Rome) by Colleen McCullough. I used to read a lot of her historical novels about ten years or so ago, and it looks like she's written a few new ones in the interim.

I only have a couple of links for you, this time:

Vengeance of the Honeybees: Not the bees, NOT THE BEES!

Dancers Are Genetically Different Than The Rest Of Us: I don't know that I fit into this particular mould. I am about as nonspiritual a person as they come.

Prize-Winning Whole Wheat Bread: I think I'd like to try this out tomorrow. It's been too long since I last made bread, and if it works out, I want to start making all of my bread instead of buying it from the grocery store.
shanmonster: (Default)
The job wasn't what I thought it would be. Well, not completely. It was walking around and listening to my iPod. That part was perfect. Carrying the heavy weight across one shoulder was annoying, but workable. However, I was expecting a part-time job, not a full-time one. What I could do for four hours with ease is not what I can manage for eight. By noon, I was fine. By 1, I was not. The last hour of my shift, I had a bad limp.

And then I had to go and teach a dance class, and with the help of Advil, I managed without looking like I felt. Going to the gym was out of the question.

I had every intention of going in today, but I could barely hobble to the bathroom, let alone walk for another eight hours at a brisk pace. My hips and calves are badly seized up, and I'm afraid that the tension in my calf is going to put my bad foot out of wack yet again, which makes any action, walking or sitting, painful.

I'll go in again tomorrow to get my pay, and to see if there's any possibility of doing this part-time. I just can't handle the eight-hour march.
shanmonster: (Tiger claw)
I am very frustrated with my bad foot. The more I exercise, the more it hurts. The less I exercise, the worse shape I'm in.

How do I exercise without stressing my foot? When it's bad, it even hurts when I sit down.
shanmonster: (Default)
I get to see GWAR tonight, and I'd be completely jazzed about it except for the fact that I feel nauseated. Gah! I hate this pukish feeling. I only hope this GWAR show isn't a repeat of the Ministry show, where I had ass flu. In any case, I have no intention on going into the pit today, because my foot has been freaking out on me for the past week again, and even walking makes it throb like a reanimated heart.

I'm going to make some breakfast and hope it settles my stomach. Maybe I'll have bananas and blackberries on cereal. That sounds pretty tasty.

Have some tasty links.

Sexy secrets of the Syrian souk: I've heard tales of CRAZY lingerie from dancer friends of mine who have toured the Middle East.

Springs newborn had foot, other body parts, embedded in brain: With a delicious picture.

Man who plucked out eye suffered drug psychosis, court hears: Apparently, it was because of Reefer Madness!

How To Travel The World For Free (Seriously): Yes. I want to do this.

Død snø: I must see this movie about Nazi zombies. imdb entry.

The Most Epic Commercial, Ever: NSFW. It's for washing machines, ostensibly. Watch it, watch it, watch it!

Fantastic Landscapes of the Bolivian Salt Lake: Gorgeous and surreal. I want to go there.

The Richat Structure: The Eye of the Earth: "The Richat Structure, Oudane, Mauritania, is not really a structure but a huge circular formation (50 km in diameter - 30 miles), that resembles an eye when looked upon from space. Originally thought to be a crater, this volcanic dome is most likely a product of erosion, an ancient geological artifact in the middle of featureless Maur Adrar desert, in Africa's Western Sahara."

The Most Alien-Looking Place on Earth: This is currently on my list of top 5 places to visit. Gorgeous Dali-esque, Seuss-esque landscape. I must photograph and paint there. More photos from Soqotra.

Of interest to anyone in academe, I should imagine: A future classic!
shanmonster: (Default)
This past summer, I've been having recurring problems with my left foot. First of all, my ankle feels weak. Secondly, I've been experiencing pain in the bones just under the ankle on the outside edge of my foot. I've suspected this is all a result of the sprain I had about three years ago.

I went in to see my family doctor. As usual, he was next to useless. He ordered an x-ray, but of course, there are no extant breaks or sprains. I already knew that. His diagnosis is general overuse, and I should just take pain killers when it bothers me.

So I also went to see a chiropodist. He believes my foot problems stem from pronation. That I can understand. I've always had pronated feet, and had to wear corrective footwear as a small child in order to walk without tripping over myself. The chiropodist told me I needed to purchase prohibitively expensive orthotics. I've worn orthotics before, and religiously at that, and they did SFA. So I kept looking....

My next step was to visit a massage therapist. He took a look at my left foot and told me my cuboid bone seemed out of place. He also so my muscles were very tight around my ankles and lower calves, which would explain the crippling charlie horses and foot cramps which have been waking me sporadically.

The very next day, I went to a physiotherapist, and she independently confirmed what my massage therapist told me. My cuboid bone is indeed out of alignment, as is the pinkie "ray" bone of my metatarsals. She, too, is highly suspicious of orthotics, and like me, she believes they treat the symptom rather than the cause of a foot problem. I'd much rather have strong foot muscles and correct alignment than a prop which merely holds me in place and encourages the surrounding muscles to weaken. I can't dance in orthotics, so that makes it even more pointless.

I've been given a course of exercises to do every other day. These exercises are calculated to improve the muscle tone in the area. And I've been given a stretching exercise which should help put everything back where it's supposed to go.

So let's see if I can fix up this cuboid syndrome, STAT, and get back to a pain-free foot.

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